December 2009
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13876.) I had an orgasm in my sleep- my mum...
(via blogsecret)
awkward. :))
hilarious! Watch the first video to get the idea... →
Interesting Tricks of the Body
theconvict:
abbynicole:
somethingintellectual:
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1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear. When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you’re more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it’s not worth gagging over. Here’s a better way to scratch your itch: “When the nerves in the ear are...
I've never been so scared in my entire life
when I accidentally ran into a kid with my fucking bike. FML.
546. DEAR JUSTIN BEIBER: IMA TELL YOU ONE TIME,...
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“You say that my way of thinking cannot be tolerated? What of it? The man who...”
– Marquis de Sade
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
I passed all my subjects :)) I am happy now.
Wouldn't it be really cool if...
we introduced ourselves this way:
“Greetings, I am (insert awesome name here) son/daughter of (insert your favorite middle earth kingdom).”
“Your fingers will feel the strength if they held your sword”
– Gandalf the White, Two Towers
Putting "El Scorcho" on a mixtape is basically...
jessicuh:
presidents:
jesuisperdu / johnwilkestooth
Auto-reblog one of the best quotes of ‘09.
K.
indeed.
I just tried to make him mine. It's not like he's...
:)
Car crash leaves woman turned on for sex 24 hours... →
jessicuh:
sushi4tenshi:hello-therelove:lickystickypickyme:kari-shma:(via: lamebot)
The smash two years ago damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire, leaving it permanently switched on.
It means Joleen, 39, becomes aroused by even the slightest movement - while vacuuming, sitting on a bus, bending over or walking across a room.
Pucha, nag 19 lang ako kung anu-anong kamalasan na...
Kahapon natinik ako buong araw at gabi.
Ngayon nahulog ako sa bike.
Bukas kaya?
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“This is my one chance at happiness. I have to be ruthless!”
– My Best Friend’s Wedding
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“I am Colin, God of Sex. I’m just on the wrong continent, that’s all.”
– Colin, Love Actually
my lovelies, why are these boys bringing you so...